Thanks to your help Borrowed Light made it into the Sweet 16 in the SBCVoices Blue Collar Blog Madness. What is at stake is a coveted spot on the Voices Watchlist. Trust me you want Borrowed Light to be on that Watchlist and not those jokers that I’m going up against. I already outed them as kitty haters. You don’t want these type of writers to be featured on Voices.
So here are the steps to follow.
Step One: Go to SBC Voices Blue Collar Blog Madness Sweet 16.
Step Two: Scroll down to the Midwest division and vote for Borrowed Light.
Step Three: Share this page and/or the SBC Voices Sweet 16 page on Facebook and encourage your friends to vote for Borrowed Light.
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To further motivate you I have found a little bit of dirt on my opponents in the Midwest Division:
The Truth about Joe Blackmon: This has been confirmed by both Jared Moore (of Harry Potter Bible Study fame) and snopes.com Joe Blackmon is the inspiration for the Lord Voldemort character from Harry Potter. I don’t watch Harry Potter but I hear he’s a bad dude. Do you really want someone whose name ought not even be spoken to be on the SBC Voices Watchlist?
The Truth about Frank Gantz: After slowly rewinding the Zapruder film I discovered what appeared to be a small child near the grassy knoll during the famous Kennedy assassination. Through high-tech research and computer technology that you wouldn’t understand I was able to enlarge the photo and age it to see what this little tot would look like in our day and age. To my shock it was a picture of Frank Gantz. Yes a young Frank Gantz was the shooter on the grassy knoll. You don’t want to vote for this guy.
The Truth about Andrew Wencl: After a rather lengthy and expensive research project on Ancestry.com I have been able to determine that Andrew Wencl is the nephew of Frank Stallone. I’m not sure what this means but I doubt you want to vote for the guy. I was hoping for something a little more sinister, but perhaps Andrew is so sneaky and devious that he bought off the folks at Ancestry.com. Regardless, unless you want to see tons of posts giving homage to Frank Stallone I wouldn’t bother voting for this Andrew fella.
Your Blog Maddness days are over Mr. Leake! I did a little research on my own and discovered that your save-the-kitties organization is just a cover for an extensive and brutal cat juggling ring running from Patagonia all the way past the borders of the US of A!
Lord Voldemort, eh? Naw, man, I’m more like Magneto or Sinestro.
That was funny, dude. Thanks.