An Idiots Guide to Week 17 #NFL Predictions

It’s week 17. Only a couple of games matter. But I’m still dedicated to helping you look amazing in your bold NFL predictions. These are the teams to pick in week 17.

Falcons over Bucs
Jets over Bills
Bengals over Ravens
Lions over Bears
Titans over Jags
Colts over Texans
Saints over Panthers
Giants over Eagles
Steelers over Browns
Broncos over Chiefs (I want to pick an upset)
Packers over Vikings
Patriots over Dolphins
Raiders over Chargers
49ers over Cardinals (OT)
Rams over Seahawks (upset of the week)
Redskins over Cowboys

Other Crazy Picks:

No record for AP. In fact he’s almost 100 yards short.
The Browns only manage 125 total yards and get blown out
Big day for Eli and Victor Cruz
Poor day for Romo, key turnover leads to RGIII game winning TD
Megatron goes for 12/225/2
Mark Sanchez looks like he wants his job back
I want to pick a Cardinals upset (it will either be a blowout or OT).
4 turnovers for Russell Wilson
Chris Johnson scampers for 200 yards.
Tom Brady gets hurt.  (Or one of the big starting QB’s)