I proved my worthy status as the town idiot last week. My record was a mediocre 8-8. I almost called the Carolina over Seattle upset but they couldn’t pull it off. I underestimated Peyton a tad, had the wrong team winning on a goal-line stand in the Falcons game, and thought a little too highly of Trent Richardson.
But being frequently wrong never stopped idiots before, so we’re back this week with picks that you can take to the bank.
New England over NY Jets
Atlanta over St. Louis
Baltimore over Cleveland (blowout)
Buffalo over Carolina
Chicago over Minnesota
Green Bay over Washington
Tennessee over Houston (upset of the week)
Indianapolis over Miami
Kansas City over Dallas
Philadelphia over San Diego
Detroit over Arizona
New Orleans over Tampa Bay
Denver over NY Giants
Oakland over Jacksonville
Seattle over San Francisco
Cincinnati over Pittsburgh
Fantasy Stud of the Week: Buffalo Defense
Fantasy Sleeper of the Week: Marlon Brown
Other Crazy Picks:
Carolina plans to “open it up this week”. Big mistake. Bills D with 4 TO’s and 2 TD’s.
Browns can never stop the second WR. Big week for Marlon Brown
Peyton outduels Eli’s 3 INT’s
Forte gets more all purpose yards than AP
Chris Johnson runs over the Houston D—150yds/2TD
Colts win on 4th quarter comeback
KC wins on a missed field goal
Vick sustains a significant injury
Lions offense continues to roll. Stafford throws for over 400 but only 1 TD.
Sloppy Bengals win on MNF. Multiple turnovers for both teams.
