Weird Ways People Find This Blog

I’ve greatly enjoyed seeing the funny ways that people have stumbled upon the blog of Barnabas Piper. Be sure to check those out. (Edition one, two, three, and four).

Here are some of the silly searches that have led people to this blog:

1) twenty five without a husband

I don’t believe I can help with this problem.

2) best preachers and their words

Thanks, Google.

3) are cowboy churches open to black people

I don’t even want to comment on this one. 

4) showmeyuorwives

No thanks. But if you keep it up I might show you my knives.

5) picking your nose

Yes, I am the master at this. But I don’t share my trade secrets on the blog.

6) man in chicken suit

How Google knows I’m the man in the chicken suit I’m not certain.

7) tree axe porn

I don’t even want to know

8) drawing with booger

Once again, I don’t share my trade secrets on the blog

9) naked parade

I wasn’t part of this, they wouldn’t let me in with my chicken suit.

10) rollie fingers church

If I ever plant a church, this will be its name.