An Idiots Guide To 2015 NFL Predictions

AFC East

  1. New England Patriots
  2. Buffalo Bills
  3. Miami Dolphins
  4. New York Jets

AFC North

  1. Pittsburgh Steelers
  2. Cincinnati Bengals
  3. Baltimore Ravens
  4. Cleveland Browns

AFC South

  1. Indianapolis Colts
  2. Jacksonville Jaguars
  3. Houston Texans
  4. Tennessee Titans

AFC West

  1. Kansas City Chiefs
  2. Denver Broncos
  3. San Diego Chargers
  4. Oakland Raiders

NFC East

  1. Dallas Cowboys
  2. Philadelphia Eagles
  3. New York Giants
  4. Washington Redskins

NFC North

  1. Minnesota Vikings
  2. Detroit Lions
  3. Green Bay Packers
  4. Chicago Bears

NFC South

  1. Atlanta Falcons
  2. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
  3. New Orleans Saints
  4. Carolina Panthers

NFC West

  1. Arizona Cardinals
  2. Seattle Seahawks
  3. St. Louis Rams
  4. San Francisco 49ers

AFC Wildcards: Bengals, Broncos
NFC Wildcards: Seahawks, Eagles

AFC Title Game: Colts over Steelers
NFC Title Game: Cowboys over Cardinals

Super Bowl: Colts over Cowboys
Super Bowl MVP: Andrew Luck

NFL MVP: Andrew Luck
Comeback POY: Sam Bradfrod
OROY: T.J. Yeldon
DROY: Eric Kendricks

Crazy Picks

  • Tim Tebow will throw a pass for an NFL team
  • The Browns actually win 7 games
  • Andre Johnson has a big year then retires
  • Cam Newton doesn’t finish the season
  • Big Ben threatens Peyton’s single season passing yards
  • Josh Harrison ends the season with more yards than Gore
  • The Patriots cheated
  • The Packers are injury-plagued early on and can’t catch the upstart Vikings
  • Darren McFadden scampers for over 1,000 yards
  • 12 TDs for CJ Spiller
  • Scott Chandler has more TDs than Gronk

Photo source: Here (That’s a 2013 mugshot of Desmond Bryant)